People You Don’t Want In Your Life.

I’m not saying people that takes ages to respond to a text should make a mass exodus from my life, no. I’m referring to those people that suspiciously never answers my texts, yet when I am with them they’re always on their phone. Those folks that are there when and if it suits them. Those irksome little social-sewer-rats that only grace you with their presence when they need someone, or are completely bored.

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Now people reading this may think ‘He’s not right’ but that’s simply because they haven’t suffered first-hand the catastrophic effects of depression. I’m not mental, I have a mental illness – there is a massive difference, and people need to learn what that difference is before they cast judgement upon someone.

Gay Superpowers (and how I lacked them.)

The ability to give great love advice? Ha. I have always been attracted to jerks. From articulate weirdos, to pretentious painters; to guys with sociopathic sexual urges. I am that guy who, no matter how strongly I feel for someone, will pretend that platonic bed sharing with a love interest is enough – even though platonic bed sharing is for people who hate themselves.