I think everyone remembers their first crush. Overcome with a surge of emotion, a brand new emotion, that’s so strong it deviously disguises itself as love, when…… Read more “First Crush.”
So to adapt I had to muster from the lowest depths of my bowels the manliest bark possible, either that or simply stop talking. I chose the latter, as there was a period in my life where my voice was so high-pitched only dogs could hear me.
Today marked the end of another chapter for me. It was my last day in my current store in my current role. Onward and upwards from here,…… Read more “Hindsight is always 20/20”
I feel that heartache serves a very potent and intense reminder that you’re still alive – and then subsequently makes you wish you weren’t. This is the…… Read more “Hangovers & Heartbreak.”
Because on Mondays you have a completely different voice in your head. Should I bump into a reflective surface I shall most certainly have a minor mirror meltdown: My skin is so oily America threatens to invade; my hair hangs there like a redish ironed curtain. My eyebrows underline my forehead, like hairy caterpillars, major issue because weak eyebrows = weak presentation. All the while I try and crack a glossy half-smile but wind up looking constipated.
The internet’s great for a lot of things, but alas productive discussion isn’t one of them. In the wake of yesterday’s colossal political fuck up which saw…… Read more “Abandon ship, the idiots are winning #Brexit”
We can’t deny it, the European Union is riddled with flaws and by no means perfect – but in today’s world, what is? It’s run by…… Read more “LGBTea #Remain”
I always feel that when a guy hurts you, it gives you a carte blanche; freedom to shag whoever you please and drink a lot more for a week or so, and that’s pretty much the last four years of my life summed up in one sentence.
There’s a horrid stigma attached the phrase ‘mental health problems.’ Undeniably the attitude towards it has drastically changed for the better over the last decade; people are…… Read more “Think”
I have had way too much coffee today. I am shaking and making weird chirpy noises like a Furby being microwaved. I’m also operating on approx eight…… Read more “You’re not exactly open casket material yourself.”