I haven’t a clue why, but today I am totally wiped-out. So much so that I’ve already had a disco … Continue Reading The locker incident.
I wish people looked like their personalities, it would make finding someone so much easier, wouldn’t it? Think of the … Continue Reading Fat, fem, Caucasian.
Sometimes I think I see the world differently from other people. It’s hard to articulate my thought process or how … Continue Reading Miniature disasters
You know those days when you just laugh and laugh and laugh until eventually your mind snaps and those gleeful … Continue Reading Rude.
This next week is going to be brutal. It’s that dreaded time of month for me: The week before payday. The … Continue Reading Wolfbrows (limping towards payday.)
Walking home in the rain is something I quite enjoy. There’s something tremendously soothing about it, more so if you’re … Continue Reading Say anything.
From the moment I wake up I spend the majority of my morning thinking about the nap I get to … Continue Reading #Adulting
It’s a given for anybody, anywhere in the world, that some days are going to be harder than others. Whether … Continue Reading Hostage
The purpose of these daily posts wasn’t simply to get me writing again, but also as a form of catharsis; … Continue Reading Triggers.
“Daddy, what’s a Eurovision?” “It’s a noun. Meaning a mass of hungover homosexuals.” There are quite a few stereotypes I do … Continue Reading I blame Eurovision.
Despite my best intentions sometimes you’ve got to cut loose and last night was no exception. What was originally scheduled … Continue Reading Whatcha waiting for?
My inability to deal with the public, or people in general for that matter, isn’t really news to anyone that … Continue Reading *Eye roll*
Another day in Glasgow where the sun has decided to shine. A rare occurrence for sure, some claim it to … Continue Reading Glasgow, steal my sunshine.
I’ve been sort of floundering lately in all aspects of my life. At work, socially, with my family; just every … Continue Reading Hi, my name is…