How can we grow from a blissful 12 year old, infused with innocence, to an overweight, wheezing man; slouched like a … Continue Reading Confession.
Sometimes I wish I could conjure up a stupidity whirlpool that’ll engulf everyone around me, immediately flushing their existence away and thus sparing me another day of tedium.
To shave or not to shave? That was the question I batted back and forth for literally 45 minutes this … Continue Reading The bad side of 25
I’m going to start by apologising profusely for the cheerless melancholy I spewed across the internet over the last two days. … Continue Reading Choices.
Lucky in love – three words that have never been applicable to my life. A series a car crash relationships … Continue Reading Dancing on my own.
Apologies in advance for how short and random this entry is. As I said when I started this page I … Continue Reading The fear.
All week I’ve been gearing myself up for today: pay day. The day when my inherent poverty loosens slightly and … Continue Reading Sink
Of late I have become that guy. You know, that guy? Yeah, that guy. A loveless tragedy that’s one heartbreak … Continue Reading The pursuit of ha-penis.
You know those days when no matter what you wear you’ll never be happy with that creature staring back you … Continue Reading Lousy at life.
I haven’t a clue why, but today I am totally wiped-out. So much so that I’ve already had a disco … Continue Reading The locker incident.
I wish people looked like their personalities, it would make finding someone so much easier, wouldn’t it? Think of the … Continue Reading Fat, fem, Caucasian.
Sometimes I think I see the world differently from other people. It’s hard to articulate my thought process or how … Continue Reading Miniature disasters
You know those days when you just laugh and laugh and laugh until eventually your mind snaps and those gleeful … Continue Reading Rude.
This next week is going to be brutal. It’s that dreaded time of month for me: The week before payday. The … Continue Reading Wolfbrows (limping towards payday.)
Walking home in the rain is something I quite enjoy. There’s something tremendously soothing about it, more so if you’re … Continue Reading Say anything.
From the moment I wake up I spend the majority of my morning thinking about the nap I get to … Continue Reading #Adulting