The gays are on the rise: we are setting-then-dominating trends, we are slowly sliding our way into the mainstream media and we basically run Twitter. Gay culture…… Read more “LGBT 🏳️🌈 Respect Us by Educating Yourself.”
I have uttered the words ‘I love you’ to precisely three guys, not including male relatives, my dad, and assorted platonic neurotics I get drunk with. The…… Read more “All The Times I’ve Said ‘I Love You.’”
The first time I waddled into a gay bar I was immediately thrust out of my comfort zone. At the time my eardrum was punctured, so I…… Read more “Straight Women & Gay Bars”
When you’re little, adults are always promising you that the next stage in your life is the place where you’re going to make friendships that’ll last a…… Read more “Old Friends Sat On a Good Sofa”
Telling someone how I’m feeling, really feeling, is equal parts simple and impossible for me. I wear my heart on my sleeve, I have always been this…… Read more “Fake – Expressing How I Feel Vocally & Why It’s So Hard.”
I’m not saying people that takes ages to respond to a text should make a mass exodus from my life, no. I’m referring to those people that suspiciously never answers my texts, yet when I am with them they’re always on their phone. Those folks that are there when and if it suits them. Those irksome little social-sewer-rats that only grace you with their presence when they need someone, or are completely bored.
I struggle to recall a time when I didn’t embody the spirit of sexual despair. A period where my love-life was elegant, beautiful and simple; rather than…… Read more “How to Build a Romantic.”
Sometimes I wish I could conjure up a stupidity whirlpool that’ll engulf everyone around me, immediately flushing their existence away and thus sparing me another day of tedium.